Sounds like you need a new team mate. You kept your receipt didn't you? I would bubble wrap him and ship him back to Wally World, kids aisle, asap.
While I understand your pain in having
your toys bent, it gets worse.
I enjoy warm summer days, messing around out in the yard, strolling back into the garage to retrieve another tool to manicure the lawn. And what do I spy, much to my surprise, why it's a lovely gouge down the side of my hotrod, at about hip height. Hmm, odd, me thinks. Wasn't there earlier.
That marking seems to match the handle location of a certain powered scooter owned by one of my wife's kids. Seems junior is all throttle and no brake as he whips into the garage between the cars.
Fortunately I watch Dream Car Garage and have learned how to fill in and buff such spots of dismay.